Kitty has a thing about sleeping in my crotch. Bloody lesbian cat. She makes it so warm, I keep thinking I got my period. Ew. Not only that, I'm immobile 'cause if I move, she wakes up, and when she wakes up, she's in a scratchy mood. Also, she likes to hang around wires near the plug point of my computer, which in itself is dangerous, but even more so now because I just washed her face (which was covered in food) and she's wet. Wonderful, Kitty. Go electrocute yourself.